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+ | [[Image:Torturednorns.png|right|Tortured Norns]] |
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− | ==Introduction== |
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+ | The site that set the [[norn torture]] ball rolling. A masterpiece of satire, or an abomination. Take your pick! |
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+ | *'''Addresses''': |
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+ | **http://web.archive.org/19990219145359/www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/2495/ (not working, [http://web.archive.org/web/19991003102117/http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/2495/ archived]) |
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− | *'''Web addresses''': |
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− | **http://www.geocities.com/torturednorns |
+ | **http://www.geocities.com/torturednorns (not working) |
− | **http://www.torturednorns.homecreatures.com |
+ | **http://www.torturednorns.homecreatures.com (not working) |
− | **http://www.torturednorns.com |
+ | **http://www.torturednorns.com (not working) |
− | **None of the above now work, [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.torturednorns.homecreatures.com try the archive, dates before 2002] |
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*'''Webmaster''': [[AntiNorn]] |
*'''Webmaster''': [[AntiNorn]] |
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− | *'''Contributors |
+ | *'''Contributors''': Many who sent in tortured norns (and amusingly-worded abuse) |
− | *'''Ran from/to |
+ | *'''Ran from/to''': 29 April 1998 - 2004 (?) |
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− | ==Summary Of Content== |
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*Tortured [[norn]]s from [[Creatures]], [[Creatures 2]] and [[Creatures 3]] |
*Tortured [[norn]]s from [[Creatures]], [[Creatures 2]] and [[Creatures 3]] |
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*Recipes - includes Norn Nuggets, Norn Almondine, Teriyaki Norn, Oven Barbequed Norn, Norn Baby Soup and preparation instructions |
*Recipes - includes Norn Nuggets, Norn Almondine, Teriyaki Norn, Oven Barbequed Norn, Norn Baby Soup and preparation instructions |
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− | *[[COB]]s/[[agent]]s section - mostly related to torturing [[norn]]s |
+ | *[[COB]]s/[[agent]]s section - mostly related to torturing [[norn]]s ([[Hanson Radio]], [[Crack Pipe]], [[Suicide Machine]] and [[ICQ]]) |
*The [[Blueberry]] Archive - webcam pictures of the Blueberry [[norndoll]] getting tortured in various real-life situations |
*The [[Blueberry]] Archive - webcam pictures of the Blueberry [[norndoll]] getting tortured in various real-life situations |
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*Idiot of the Week |
*Idiot of the Week |
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− | *Doghouse - Occupants include [[Uncovered Projects]], [[ |
+ | *Doghouse - Occupants include [[Uncovered Projects]], [[Matthew Holmes]], [[Tobble]] and even [[Lis Morris]] (for writing [[newsletter#Much Ado About Norns|Much Ado About Norns]]) |
*Rants ("my boring life") |
*Rants ("my boring life") |
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− | ==History |
+ | == History of Website == |
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Initially inspired by [http://groups.google.co.uk/groups?threadm=1998042603554200.XAA13672%40ladder03.news.aol.com this post] from [[Nornbasher]]. [http://groups.google.co.uk/groups?threadm=6i6psm%24ccv%240%40208.136.119.185 Announced] in [[alt.games.creatures]] on [[history#1998|29 April 1998]]. |
Initially inspired by [http://groups.google.co.uk/groups?threadm=1998042603554200.XAA13672%40ladder03.news.aol.com this post] from [[Nornbasher]]. [http://groups.google.co.uk/groups?threadm=6i6psm%24ccv%240%40208.136.119.185 Announced] in [[alt.games.creatures]] on [[history#1998|29 April 1998]]. |
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− | ==Interesting Facts== |
+ | == Interesting Facts == |
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*The first norn to be put up on ''Tortured Norns'' was [[Slave]], a female with a genetic predisposition towards being drunk (and therefore sleepy). |
*The first norn to be put up on ''Tortured Norns'' was [[Slave]], a female with a genetic predisposition towards being drunk (and therefore sleepy). |
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+ | *AN was, in reality a wildlife rehabber who specialized in wolves. His real goal was, indeed to teach people to take care of the helpless and that was why the website was created. - Moca |
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[[Category:Websites]] |
[[Category:Websites]] |
Latest revision as of 04:20, 8 November 2013
The site that set the norn torture ball rolling. A masterpiece of satire, or an abomination. Take your pick!
- Addresses:
- http://web.archive.org/19990219145359/www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/2495/ (not working, archived)
- http://www.geocities.com/torturednorns (not working)
- http://www.torturednorns.homecreatures.com (not working)
- http://www.torturednorns.com (not working)
- Webmaster: AntiNorn
- Contributors: Many who sent in tortured norns (and amusingly-worded abuse)
- Ran from/to: 29 April 1998 - 2004 (?)
Summary of Content
- Tortured norns from Creatures, Creatures 2 and Creatures 3
- Recipes - includes Norn Nuggets, Norn Almondine, Teriyaki Norn, Oven Barbequed Norn, Norn Baby Soup and preparation instructions
- COBs/agents section - mostly related to torturing norns (Hanson Radio, Crack Pipe, Suicide Machine and ICQ)
- The Blueberry Archive - webcam pictures of the Blueberry norndoll getting tortured in various real-life situations
- Idiot of the Week
- Doghouse - Occupants include Uncovered Projects, Matthew Holmes, Tobble and even Lis Morris (for writing Much Ado About Norns)
- Rants ("my boring life")
History of Website
Initially inspired by this post from Nornbasher. Announced in alt.games.creatures on 29 April 1998.
Interesting Facts
- The first norn to be put up on Tortured Norns was Slave, a female with a genetic predisposition towards being drunk (and therefore sleepy).
- AN was, in reality a wildlife rehabber who specialized in wolves. His real goal was, indeed to teach people to take care of the helpless and that was why the website was created. - Moca